haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
*shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
*eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
'Who is Joel Casablanca? your boyfriend?'