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whorchacha:

koeniguana:

haven’t posted in a while so here’s a goodie

Bitches. the song he is talking about is called Bitches.
elenamorelli:

{ from afar }

me:
haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream

them:
no

me:
*shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this

them:
we're not

me:
*eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

daannniiielleee:

most amazing feeling to wake up in fresh mountain air, look out through a cozy tent and see nothing but ocean, waves, and nature for miles. Camping in Big Sur was a trip
'Who is Joel Casablanca? your boyfriend?'
— My colombian aunt (via juliancasablancasruinedmylife)